that practically explains most of my daily routine besides sunday.
note worthy to be reminded is that never camwhore in someone else's phone
or most probably your face becomes a meme.

back to my self explanatory tittle, i will now teach you how to be GREAT MASTER of being a
Loser.

so if you had watched "mean girls" before in your life, i am Lindasay Lohan except I have yet
to travel to Africa nor had I had a glimpse being popular. Ques laughter pre-recorded.

1. Have no friends or have friends who is not willing to spend time with you.
As in friends who's willing to go out with you. Either they're preoccupied with their latest flings or maybe i'm not worthy of their time.Which brings me to the second point.

2. Delve into singlehood.
Being relationship-free assures you with plenty of time, so much time indeed that you will rot at home doing nothing. Oh look, a mushroom pop on top my head.

3. Has no urge to be sleazy.
By sleazy I meant, getting wasted and drunk to beyond comprehension like how other teenagers of your age are doing. Instead what you do is, download maybe a handful of movies or the whole season of gossip girl and watch it,perhaps rewatching it again might be fun too, in pyjamas not brushing your teeth till maybe not brushing it at all.

4.Only goes out to the public/society when needed.
self explanatory, like in dire times of internet being cut out or you ran out of misery and loneliness to feed on and pry on other's misery.

5.woe into depression and then sleep till next day, repeat as following.


Plus points if you have the ka-ching, buy unnecessary things that you will then regret because you dont need them.

Well folks,this is your basic guide to be one of the top or shall I say finest loser in the making.